MALEFICENT IS FUCKING BALLIN’
Ok who else is excited for the 2014 movie Maleficent with Angelina Jolie????????
I mean look at this
GUYS THIS IS A MOVIE FOR THE VILLAINS BACKSTORY.
A DISNEY MOVIE.
THIS IS GOING TO BE BADASS.
oh my god read more here
Best movie of 2013
im struggling to breathe
me on valentines day .
do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.
my brother and I were both unplanned. My parents and I joke around about how my brother and I are their favourite mistake. My brother gets angry when I say that but I said: They were using condoms and had twins, what else would you call that?
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.
I didn’t know how much I needed this gif
I know who’s gonna die in his next book