Is there any chance you yourself are a time traveller?
But the titanic sank?
if only the titanic did that
i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”
when u see someone hot at the gym
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
I AM A GROWN ASS MAN AND THIS IS MY NEW PHONE CASE.
I WANT THAT AND YOU
Sigourney Weaver photographed by Helmut Newton